Beatus in an embellished champagne suit and Mark in a lavender suit, lounging on a sofa in front of velvet curtains

Beatus Hoang Wilton Manors, Florida

Mr. Béatus

Growth by day, disco by night, exit row always.

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01 About

Feral, but make it couture.

Beatus Hoang, known to friends, dogs, and gate agents as Mr. Béatus, is thirty-eight years of good taste and strong opinions about seat maps.

Born October 19, 1987 (a Libra, which explains the tailoring), he now lives in Wilton Manors, Florida, with his husband Mark and three small dogs who run the house with absolute authority. The vibe is playful, the standards are high, and the playlist is strictly four on the floor.

Trips around the sun
38
Places called home
11
Small dogs, zero chill
3
Country songs on the playlist
0

Coast to coast and back.

  • Rochester, MN
  • Minneapolis, MN
  • La Crosse, WI
  • New York City
  • Keuka Lake, NY
  • Los Angeles
  • San Diego
  • San Francisco
  • Fort Lauderdale
  • Oakland Park, FL
  • Wilton Manors, FL

02 Work

Growth, with receipts.

Senior Growth Manager at Semrush

Owned Media / Acquired Assets

The job: turn some of the internet's favorite marketing publications into a steady stream of referral traffic and conversions. The scoreboard is not vibes. It is clicks, sign-ups, activation, and new MRR.

  1. i.Exploding TopicsTrend discovery
  2. ii.Search Engine LandSearch industry news
  3. iii.BacklinkoSEO guides and training
  4. iv.Traffic Think TankSEO community

What gets measured

  1. Outbound clicks
  2. Sign-ups
  3. Activation
  4. New MRR

03 Travel

Passport stamped. Captions iconic.

Award points redeemed, seat maps studied, exit rows secured. A few recent dispatches, in his own words.

Up next December 2026

MIA Miami
ORY Paris Orly
Carrier
French Bee
Cabin
Maxi Leg
Seat
Exit row
Status Obviously.

04 Family

The household.

Black and white photo of Beatus and Mark in embellished suits, doubled over laughing under palm fronds
September 2025

Mark Krasner

Husband, co-pilot, lavender suit icon.

Together about eleven years, married about one, and still laughing like the photographer just said something scandalous.

  1. Circa 2015The beginning. Eleven years ago, give or take a dance floor.
  2. July 2023Eight years in. Celebrated with appropriate drama.
  3. July 2025The wedding weekend in Lisbon, Portugal, kicked off by a Sunset Disco Welcome Dinner.
  4. 2026One year married. Eleven together. Still the best seatmate on the plane.
The wedding weekend, Miami to Lisbon
Sunset Disco Welcome Dinner
Eight years, July 2023

The board of directors

  • Stella

    The star. It is right there in the name.

  • Kanye

    The only Kanye allowed in a strictly no-rap household.

  • Pig

    Is a dog. Has made peace with it.

05 Obsessions

Currently obsessed. Permanently.

  • Local LLMs

    AI assistants, running locally on Apple hardware. If it fits in unified memory, it is getting a chat window.

  • Tropical gardening

    South Florida sun, tropical everything. The yard is basically a jungle with good lighting.

  • Travel logistics

    Award points, seat maps, exit rows. Booking a flight is a sport, and he plays to win.

  • Ancient Rome

    Yes, he thinks about the Roman Empire. Often. With footnotes.

  • Baking

    Homemade brown butter buttercream. Nutty, golden, and dangerous around a spoon.

  • Disco, forever

    Dance floors, mirror balls, strings that swell. No country. No rap. No notes.